> Changing in bathroom to leave
>See 470+ man it was just me and him in the bathroom
>As I leave I tell him to have a good workout
>He says fuck off kid
>Shrug it off(beta)
>Walking out the door hear a loud crash its him on the floor
>The receptionist wants me to help him up beacuse theres only 4 people in there and I am the strongest
>I say no he could use a workout
>I leave
>Next day I talk to the resceptionist it took them 30 minitues to get him up

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> Have weekend job at McDonalds when in school
> On the last drivethrough window handing out orders
> 2 hashbrowns, 2 Double sausage/eggs and a latte
> Car pulls up, the woman must have weighed 300lbs at least
> She takes food and pulls up in the Holding bay
> manager: “why did you park them up?”
> me: “I didnt…”
> hambeast reverses back up to the window like 20s later: “Errr, there were no hashbrowns and I ordered 2″
> “They were in the bag, I checked before handing them out.” She has grease round her mouth.
> OMIGOWD I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER
> manager rolls over, asks what the problem is.
> hambeast: “I didnt get any hashbrowns and this member of staff is being rude saying that I MUST be imagining things”
> pokerface through the rage of this bitch lying to try and get me in the shit at work
> manager: “I put that order together and there were definitely 2 hashbrowns in there…I think you just pulled up and ate them before complaining to try and get free food”
> hambeast turns brights fucking purple “errr…you, you’ll get a…a complaint about…err this”
> drives off, never heard from or seen again.

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"I gotta get rid of all this water in my body"

> Work at a natural health store
> Most of our stuff is complete bullcrap, like magical weightloss pills
> Only work there because it’s quite easy, pay is above average and I get free whey
> Be at work
> Fat fuck walks in
> Asks for magnesium salts
> ” I gotta get rid of all this water in my body”
> The fat fuck is pointing at her enormously large legs and stomach
> “full of water, see ?”
> Tell her about healthy diet and excersise
> Completely disregards everything I say, claims that it’s just water stored into her body
> “I’ll be back next week, then you’ll see!”
> tfw this was 2 weeks ago.



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Spider pig

Spider pig

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1 year today. Forever mirin’ brah.

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Have to go to work. Don’t lose hope. We must fight the fatties.

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>resting between sets
>see bunch of bros in the gym together
>most of them pretty /fit/
>one of them is ultra fatty
>notice them teaching him proper form on the squat
>bros congratulate him on completing his first ever set, no matter how modest the weight
>fat guy must’ve felt awesome on his way to being a better man
>continued my workout

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>Sitting on bar stool
>group of fat friends around me but I’m by far the heaviest
>shift my weight
>stool breaks
>errbody laughing
>now proving them wrong
>2 stone in 45 days
>feelsgoodsofarman.jpg

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>visit father in norway with my sister
>11 hour train ride
>end up next to Fatty McFamily
>mother goes out for a smoke on every stop
>father looks like a /fit/ neckbeard caricature
>both look under 25 but in horrible shape
>daughter seems to be 12 and weigh about 110kg, looks mildly retarded and paints with a crayon using a palmgrip
>son looks like a fatter version of jake in 2 and 1/2 men
>daughter orders 3 crispbags from restaurantcart
>son eats 2 200gram chocolate bars
>they feed their 3-5month old baby with coca cola in a baby bottle
>my sisters face after staring at them for 15minutes

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